Entries from February 2008

February 28, 2008

The Misinterpretation of Smart

A couple days ago, I had the privilege of stumbling across a dealership that sold the Smart car. Yes, that’s right, that toaster-sized German import that is loved by all sorts of Euro environmentalists who wear socks with their sandals, eat leaves, and hate Bush.
Needless to say, I’ve always been a skeptic of the [...]

February 20, 2008

Lost in Generic Moroccan Hills

Author’s note: I apologize for the rather long, surprise sabbatical I’ve been taking the last month. My alter ego will now continue his story.

When all things are finally considered, the Range Rover Sport saved my life.
An example: I’m lost in the Atlas mountains having somehow strayed from the pre-determined ‘path’ created by a 4×4 tour [...]